Category Archive: Support Calls that made me laugh

Oct
10

My phone does’nt work

User  – My Phone is broken IT Support – Hi, We’ll need a bit more info to start with.  Can we get the symptoms of how’s it’s not working and if there was any cause for this? User – The phone stopped working after I retrieved it from an hour long wash cycle in my …

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Dec
22

Support call or statement ?

Support Call Hi xxxx xxxx  is unable to get onto her computer. Engineer Response Has she tried a ladder ?

Nov
03

Support Call of the Week

Hello  I am working from home, and in the middle of a call my phone lost all network coverage.  I have had a walk around, and turned it off and on again and still no coverage.  Do you know if there is a problem with whoever we are with in my area – I live …

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Oct
12

Friday Story on a Tuesday

This is the sort of story that you get on a Friday to cheer you up before the weekend starts.  However, its only Tuesday and it’s too funny not to post. A BT engineer goes to a new office and advises the branch manager that the new office number will be 0123 456789 The branch …

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Sep
24

Problem with mice !

Received this support call on the helpdesk yesterday.  Just when you thought you had heard it all…… Dear IT have you got any ideas how to keep away mice from our server box !? Just two of them went inside the box

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